thedailywhat:

Legen — wait for it…
[thrfeed.]

thedailywhat:

Legen — wait for it…

[thrfeed.]

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OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Carlos unintentionally crushes his poor little son Losiah’s heart with the six ugliest words in the English language: “You are not a single lady.”

[ragamuffinsoul.]

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Medical Chart of the Day: Allie Brosh accompanied her Craisin-vomiting boyfriend to the ER where a doctor asked Mr. Beau to rate his pain using the ubiquitous, proto-emoticon pain chart. Allie noted that said chart had an offensively blasé approach toward identifying emergency-grade pain, and decided to put together the more comprehensive graphic shown above.

0:  Hi.  I am not experiencing any pain at all.  I don’t know why I’m even here.
1:  I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2:  I probably just need a Band Aid.
3:  This is distressing.  I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4:  My pain is not fucking around.
5:  Why is this happening to me??
6:  Ow.  Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7:  I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8:  I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain.  I might actually be dying. Please help.
9:  I am almost definitely dying.
10:  I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers:  You probably have ebola.  It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.
Much better.

Medical Chart of the Day: Allie Brosh accompanied her Craisin-vomiting boyfriend to the ER where a doctor asked Mr. Beau to rate his pain using the ubiquitous, proto-emoticon pain chart. Allie noted that said chart had an offensively blasé approach toward identifying emergency-grade pain, and decided to put together the more comprehensive graphic shown above.

0:  Hi.  I am not experiencing any pain at all.  I don’t know why I’m even here.
1:  I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2:  I probably just need a Band Aid.
3:  This is distressing.  I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4:  My pain is not fucking around.
5:  Why is this happening to me??
6:  Ow.  Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7:  I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8:  I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain.  I might actually be dying. Please help.
9:  I am almost definitely dying.
10:  I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers:  You probably have ebola.  It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

Much better.

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thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Guess who’s back? Did you guess Merton the Chatroulette Piano Improv Guy? Then you are a really good guesser.

[youtube.]

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Anime is a prime example of why two nukes wasn’t enough.

New Hampshire State Rep. Nick Levasseur (D-Man.), via Facebook.

Looks like someone just watched Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, amirite? Seriously though, this guy’s a grade-A douche.

[nowhampshiretv.]

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thedailywhat:

OH SH-
[tll.]

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OH SH-

[tll.]

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thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: Don’t have time to watch a 100-second film? How about 20 5-second films? No? Fuck off then.

[uproxx.]

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thedailywhat:

Beysus 3:16.
[fuckyeahalbuquerque.]
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shit son.

shit son.

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braiiiiiiins.

braiiiiiiins.

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